Top 10 tips for Snow Safety!

The snow is coming down in sheets. I haven't seen it snow like this in a few years, most definitely.
As you cling to your space heaters, remember these few tips to keep you safe and warm!

1) Make sure all flashlights and candles are in close proximity. Losing the rum in the dark would help no one.

2) Make sure you have plenty of blankets, you'll need to use them as a shaw when using the throne.

3) Make sure you've made a trip to Walmart. no reason really. It's just what everyone else seems to be doing.

4) Charge your phones, laptops, and iPods. Losing these essential devices could result in severe social detox. -Symptoms such as talking to people in person, walking to the store, and writing tweets on your actual walls are the first signs of social detox. Contact physician immediately.

5) Let in the dog, and put out the cat.

6) Don't consume all rum in one sitting. Make sure you practice equal distribution. If power goes out, there's no telling how long you'll have to be sober.

7) Building a small fire in any room of the house is usually never a good idea. So dont.

8) watch for signs of Cabin Fever. Things such as excessive bathing, severe staring, bonding, pacing your kitchen, and accumulating wet clothes in your entry-way can be thought signs of this terrible sickness. Rum will usually clear these symptoms within a few hours, but if problems persist, simply go outside.

9) Make sure all firearms are unloaded.

10) Avoid walking under ladders.

That should do it! 10 tips for blizzard survival. You all have fun and be courteous!

Kyle